Welcome to my loading page...

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Please wait a minute for my bull to shit...

This was inspired by the same animation as gif or sth, cant find the source tho :/ in case u know where this is also seen, please tell me :/

Ways this is better than the original:

Pure HTML & CSS (as in no video)
:hover thingies, because i can (imo its more fun this way)
Uses CSS features standardized in Jan 2026* (*fallback for older browsers)